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Saturday, April 24, 2004
"lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: ok i guess lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: berylium |sealt6| says: wth |sealt6| says: y u suddenly so smart |sealt6| says: 5th! nobelium or boron |sealt6| says: 6th! hafnium or carbon lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: boron den carbon? |sealt6| says: 7th! lawrencium or nitrogen |sealt6| says: nooooooooooooo |sealt6| says: *dies* lois must not get this correct... lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: nitrogen^^ lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: den oxygen? lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: lawrencium is the last one right? |sealt6| says: omg. |sealt6| says: omgomgomgOMG lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: |sealt6| says: but no lawrencium is not the last one! |sealt6| says: *cackles* lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: it's not ar.. |sealt6| says: gues wads the last one guess guess |sealt6| says: unonquadium or flourine lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: unonquadium? lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: err...hahaha" "|sealt6| says: lets memorise the periodic table shall we lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: ok lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: i say first lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: helium" "|sealt6| says: |sealt6| says: lets memorise the periodic table shall we lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: ok lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: i say first lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: helium - huma-rhythm - says: kanina. why i using same font as u |sealt6| says: cos i wento ur house and changed it doh - huma-rhythm - says: bleh" "|sealt6| says: now lois |sealt6| says: what comes first |sealt6| says: hydrogen or uranium lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: hydrogen |sealt6| says: woahh |sealt6| says: 3rd |sealt6| says: litium or osmium |sealt6| says: *lithium lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: lithium? |sealt6| says: wrong its lithium |sealt6| says: without the ? |sealt6| says: 4th. berylium or einsteinium lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: .... lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: ok lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: how i noe wad's the 4th lois/* skews me,can u please put on your nametag?' says: i rmb until the third not bad alrd" no girls allowed at timo's bday party. is timo cared of what he might do to them? or what they might do to him. "Hold on, it's going to be a fast ride from here on out!" -Red Flight Leader pilot, in Richard Marcinko's Rogue Warrior today we had the gep leadership development symposium! at touch community theatre. which rocks. perfect environment for sleeping in...but unfortunately i was unable to sleep throughout the duration of the 2 and a half hour talk, partially due to the presence of jingwen beside me. jingwen is cute. very cute. w00t. then we had reception! where lots of greedy fat ugly geppy faggots were swarming the food trays like killer bees on honey (many more interesting analogies pop to mind here, but i wont be listing them down for the sake of my moral integrity), leaving next to nada for poor little jimr and me when we finally made our way over. c*ckbreaths. i only had ONE sandwich compared to the 24 which i had at the nicenice air conditioned pulau bokum visitor's centre. imagine the heartache... after that i went to jimr's house!!!!!!! *drools* his house is a good place to be in. especially with jingwen and his gto collection around. not to mention his punching bag weights bench and last but not least his BED!!! so fun to tangle around with cute little boys on cute little beds. spent alot of time in his room doing who knows what. *furtive glance* then fooled around for awhile with his com (jingwen enjoys playing insaniquarium. how interesting), huggled him a bit and checked his handphone. after which i embarked on my long and ardous journey back to the motherland...fell asleep on the bus. bleah. going to play com now ciao all!
Monday, April 19, 2004
"--<<<{cHeonG faTT}>>>-- The shorter plant was touched twice a day. The unmolested one grew much taller.[lulu lacks human touch] says: i think jenny is kinda hot" WOAH BABYYY for once in his life, alwyn has to admit that he is absofuckinglutely speechless.
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
"I settled back and closed my eyes for a moment, taking it all in. There was no going back, no backing down, no giving up." -Richard Marcinko here's a cool way to calculate your relative strenth!! simple take the amount of load you can squeeze outta a bathroom scale divided by your own body weight! eg. Alwyn can squeeze 73.5kg (he has just tried. the results are up-to-date) Alwyn weighs 74 kg Thus, alwyn's relative strength is *deep breath* 0.9932432432432432432432432432432432432432432432432432432432432432 *runs outta breath*, which, when rounded off to 3 significant figures, is 0.993! which is extremely close to 1.00, one must add, so we'll just take it as that then. so there. ...damn.
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
"My shooters knew they were more than just the sum of their individual efforts. They were the living emblem of countless brave men who'd come before. Spiritually, mentally, emotionally and physically linked to such a noble ideal, SEAL Team SIX became unstoppable." -Commander Richard Marcinko Hello people! Now that i've got nothing really important to do (homework doesn't count), guess i'll give a lil sitrep on the wtfs of kyu grade. hm well i started off my first bout feeling...hungry. had some cereal for breakfast which wasn't much. but what the heck that's beside the point. fought this guy, goh kar wei. who was bigger and taller than me but obviously had not trained enough since he couldnt even throw me at all. just kept moving out whever i saw him coming in O_O. attempted a few times as well, but hm he seemed preeetty reluctant to let both his legs leave the ground. so after a while...after i got rather pissed that whenever i got him onto the mats it was always a no point... i simply went in one more time, and heaved him onto his back the moment his body made contact with the mats. held down for ippon and end of part one. second bout. started off REALLY hungry again after a slight lunch of 3.5 bananas (the 0.5 was from timo).well fighting this chs guy called gary gibbons or something. or was it gibson. oh hell i'll just call him gibs then.well gibs is sec4 if i'm not mistaken and my was he motherfeckingly HUGE. like our horny chinaman liddat. so well played him around same way i did with kar wei, moving out of his throw whenever i anticipated one, keeping him on his feet with my constant yanks and jerks and osoto entries. decided to create an opening for morotegari this time...but alas! another opportunity occurred to me. so when ref said hajime again and he reached out to grab my right lapel...i let him have his way lorh. he must've been damn happy. cos the next thing he did was to YANK! me towards him in preparation for what he must have thought was a sure-ippon. well YANK!ed in, i was, and while i was moving towards him i thrust out both arms, grabbed him in a death-grip, and executed a damn-near-beautiful can-can ouchigari!!!(art may be beautiful, wine may be beautiful, hell even trees may be beautiful, but judo throws were not made to be beautiful and they never will be. thy results and not thy methods eh?) that scored a wazari, which i did justice to by pinning him for another wazari after that. score 2 for the good guys! against bryan next. bryan the huang-hao thrashing machine.got thrown yuko- don't even know HOW he did it, but it just happened- once, then for a while i was actually HOLDING him down, osaekomi had been given but he just HAD to force his way up before i had the chance to consolidate my grip. Jeezus H. Christ i'm never forgiving myself for that. god-fcuking-damn it hurts so much to even think about it. but what's done can't be undone. bryan went on to win silver anyway...which could have been mine if i had won that bout but that's beside the point and i'm not thinking about what could have been. And to think how eager i was to meet huang hao again... national schools coming up few months time. huang hao has lived this time to DIE ANOTHER DAY. and that's my promise to all of you...if bryan or timo or ys or mitch or garry doesnt get to him first. HOO-YAH motherfcukers. for verily, in 10 years time people will not remember who threw who, who did what nor even who attempted whatnot. they will only remember -who won. it is thy results that matter and not thy methods, by which meaneth thou shalt killeth thine enemy by any means available before he killeth me. everyone remember that now. and i will not fail. |
